Monday, September 29, 2008

Something Your Mother May Not Have Told You

Once you have children, you have to cross your legs prior to sneezing.

I am trying to develop this into something that looks graceful, like a plie. We could make it a ladylike standard to cross your legs when you feel a sneeze coming on and begin teaching it to our daughters at a very young age. Then, nobody would look at us weird or realize we are trying to prevent peeing our pants.


flibbertigibbet said...

dude, I forgot to do this the other day and had to explain to my kids why I was changing my clothes.

Paula said...

Well... since we've opened this topic up for discussion, I'll throw in my two cents... PANTY LINERS. They are a life saver (or panty saver)