Mom Jeans

Ok! I finally get it. For years I wondered why moms bought those ugly high waisted jeans that make your butt look flat and look like they are holding up "the girls". I purchased my first pair of Gloria Vanderbilt capris from Costco the other day and I actually had someplace to tuck in my jelly belly. All of the sudden, having your bum look cute takes less priority than storing the excess baby belly. When I try to wear my old jeans (most of which still don't fit) they are so low waisted that my postpartum stretched out flabby belly just kind of hangs in a mass lump. It is so HOT! Really. Not to mention when you sit down in the low waisted jeans you don't just see a cute little crack like on those teen girls but a muffin top back with wonderful stretch marks on the hips. So, moms out there, I am so sorry for judging you and your supposed lack of fashion sense for so many years! I get it. Tuck it in and cover it up. And then something I learned on dance team years ago when I was the only one who could not do the splits.... the bigger you smile the less likely anyone will look anywhere but your face.